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S1 E15

The League · Season 1, Episode 15

Taco, Pete and others in “Unfinished Business”

I'm gonna go smoke a bowl. I'll be right back.

Holy shit, is this for real?

These seem hard, but they're...not.

There's a lot of math.

How can an electronics store have 182 customers in one day?

I don't understand why you need to know fractions for the NFL.

[taking shots with two women] To the Wonderlic! You guys ever been Wonderlic'd?

Suzannah's giving away entirely too much of her tips.

You're still on Suzannah?

Yeah.

[breaking his pencil tip] Can I have another pencil?

The Wilson family has an eating disorder.

Joan's coat cost...

Just shut up.

[sitting back down] Who wants some shots?

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