It is so great to finally meet you guys in person. Rodney?
Ruxin.
Oh, my God. I found some of your college poetry—on an archived Prodigy page—and I just have to say, "Hernando's Song" was beautiful.
What is she talking about?
It is beautiful. And you, Kevin. How many times do I have to poke you before you accept my friend request on Facebook?
I don't even know who you are.
Sofia, oh, my God. [leaning in close] By the way, love the nose job; it's perky, cute, but it doesn't rob you of your ethnicity, you know? Anyway, I'm going to grab a drink. Do you want something?
Whatever you're having. [They kiss and Stacy walks away] Isn't she great?
No.
She's weird.
Totally weird.
What do you mean, she's weird? No.
She's strange, man.
Shit's natural, bitch.
Okay, guys, just chill out. She Googled you guys.
No, no, she Googled too deep. She's a deep Googler. She's like page five shit, man.
No, actually, I am kind of curious about this poetry thing you've got going on, Rodney.
It was a goof.
[on his iPad] I got it right here. "With auburn hair and dark, dark eyes, Hernando rode the steed of love into the gallows of my heart."
Hernando's a man's name.
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