Enter initiate, please.
[entering with a plate] I made brownies...
No, no, no, no, don't take food from the initiate. Kneel!
No.
Stand.
No. I think I'll sit and just be comfortable.
Sit comfortably!
Thanks.
Wait, that's all the hazing? You guys hazed me for two weeks. I'm still finding pieces of squid all over my apartment.
So, due to last night's circumstances, Raffi has decided to leave the league. So we welcome a new member. Welcome, sweetheart.
"Sweetheart"? No.
That's all she gets? You guys called me "dick cream" for two years.
You want "dick cream" back?
No. I wanna be called Andre, Dre, D-Man, all right?
Raffi left me with, like, a roster of total crap, and I was thinking that maybe we could just redraft.
No!
No, no, no. You're on your own now. Welcome to the league.
All right, I accept the challenge. And I will take this donkey of a team and I'm gonna turn it into a champion, dick cream.
No, no, no, no dick cream.
But just FYI, you guys. You know your buddy Russell? Not a sex addict.
Oh, yeah, he is.
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