It's scotch whisky... Glenlivet, single malt. When you die, you'll go to heaven, say hello to God; and when God says hello to you, this is what you'll smell on his breath.
S4 E3Artie After Hours
S4 E7Hank's Sex Tape
You know, sex is not a dirty thing. Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.
...to quote our president.
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