The Larry Sanders Show · Season 2
What else is my jackass businessman [unintell.] have to say?
[reading] "Mr. Kingsley, restaurants rotate when they are at the tops of buildings. Your place is at street level: There is no view."
He does not get it! Y'see, the point is... It's not the view!... The point is, when you eat at Hank's, YOU and YOUR FOOD... are going... on an adventure!
Maybe you should just forget the rotating floor and get the place going!
[on Francine's accident with the Hankerciser 200] She was so bruised Hank, she couldn't have sex, okay?
[to Darlene about appearing in Playboy] Look at me; I've got a face that would crack a mirror that's why I am a producer.
[to Elizabeth Ashley in the throes of passion in the Garment Room] Ever since you've gone on SlimfastTM, I'm powerless.
[After quitting the show and moving to Montana] And now because he made a big mistake, Larry Sanders... Fucking frogs.
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