Ariana Huffington is fifty. She's not really your type. She's kinda fancy.
I'm doing her hair, Al, I'm not gonna fuck her.
Oh, okay. 'Cause the old Shane would.
Huh. [Dana joins the table] Well in that case, if she's hot...
[to Dana] Honey, Shane is doing Ariana Huffington.
You're doing Ariana Huffington? She's fifty, Shane!
Her hair.
Ah.
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