[Bette, Tina, Shane, and Alice have just visited Dana's country club to see if they can figure out if Lara is gay] All right. So far, it's neck-and-neck.
Well, she's got some good lezzie points for her walk, and the way she [gestures with hand] moves that chopping knife.
Yeah, but she's way femmy on the coiffure tip.
Yeah, and her reaction to the two of you kissing was split because she didn't freak out which was a good sign, but she hardly paid any attention.
Yeah, but you guys, she's got 9 in the lez column and she only has 7 in the straight.
Yeah, but the margin of error is plus or minus 5 percentage points.
You know what we have to do.
[They all look at Shane who looks back warily]
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