Yeah, I got a blowjob when I was eleven off the cleaner.
Who was your cleaner, Gary Glitter?
Was it good?
Yeah, amazing. I pissed right in her mouth.
What? Why would you do that?
That’s how you finish blowjobs!
Christ.
And she said I was the best she’d ever had!
Through mouthfuls of piss.
Before she had to get on with the hoovering.
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