Simon, Jay and others in “Unfinished Business”

Simon

Hang on a minute, have you had your left ear pierced?

Jay

Yes.

Simon

Isn’t that the ear you get pierced to say you’re gay?

Jay

Well, there’s a quick way to find out, Neil, which ear’s your Dad got pierced?

Neil

Neither, cos he’s not bent!

Simon

Of course not. Will, which ear’s the gay one?

Will

Oh, I’m the last person to ask.

Neil

I thought you knew everything?

Will

Well, I don’t know any boys who’ve had their ears pierced… because I went to a private school.