Oh God, what if my birthdays just get worse and worse from now on? What’ll happen next year?
You get AIDS?
I’d have to have sex for that to happen.
Or fuck a monkey?
Technically, that still counts as sex.
Or drink from the same cup as Neil’s dad.
Oi, my dad does not have AIDS!
Oh mate, your dad is so AIDS, he’s the one who gave it to the monkeys!
You take that back!
That’s what the monkeys said to him.
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