Look, I put a lot of effort into this! I made a really nice coq au vin…
Cock of what?!
You don’t help yourself, do you?
Oh yes, I see, 'coq' au vin, very mature! It actually mean chicken in wine, doesn’t it, Patrice?
Quoi?
Well, it does, and it doesn’t mean cock up my arse, or cock on my head, or…
…you got some cock in the back of a van…
Or that I got some cock in the back of a van! Look, all I wanted was a nice, civilised and sophisticated dinner party. Just something a little different from the usual parties - maybe even the sort of party that girls are impressed by! Okay, so there aren’t any girls here, but why don’t we at least attempt to have a sophisticated conversation? I know it’s a tall order, and I’m not expecting sparkling, but let’s give it a go, eh, since it is my FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
How much Lego can you stuff up your bum?
Oh, for Christ’s sake!
No not now, like when you were younger how much did you get up there?
You are grim mate.
Why were sticking Lego up your bum?
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