(about finding dates for Will’s birthday party) Maybe I’ll see what Carli’s up to.
Not being seen dead with you in a million years is what she’s up to.
Oh, I’m sorry, Russell Brand(!) Who are you bringing again?
Don’t worry about me, mate. I’m up to my neck in sluts at the moment. Maybe I’ll bring my new fuck buddy along - that little blonde barmaid from the Fox and Hounds.
You pulled a barmaid? Nice.
Has she got any special dietary requirements? It’s just I’ve never cooked for an imaginary woman before.
Well, I know she’s not allergic to nuts. MY nuts.
Brilliant.
Or my cock.
She only eats small portions, then.
Well, I didn’t hear your mum complaining, although her mouth was full at the time.
Yep. Good one(!)
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