(about the French exchange student) He seems a bit weird. He asked me if I’d tried the “Sleeping Beauty.”
Oh, it’s good, that.
What, you know it?
Yeah. You sit on your arm till your hand goes dead - ten, 15 minutes is normally enough. And then when you wank, it feels like someone else is doing it.
How do you know these things?
Oh, everyone knows the “Sleeping Beauty.” That’s old.
Is it?
Yeah, my mate’s brother invented it. He and his mates used to be called The Dead Hand Gang.
They had a gang based on masturbation? Oh, there’s nothing gay about that(!)
Yeah, well, he’s in the Air Force now, so how gay is that?
Still quite gay.
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