Fucking hell, he’s leaving.
No screams and he’s not covered in blood. Will must have got away with it.
Or Donovan killed them both silently.
She is so beautiful and she keeps looking at me.
She’s only looking to see if you’ve stopped staring at her.
She’s still looking.
Because you’re freaking her out.
I think we’ve got a connection. Her eyes! Why don’t we go over?
No, I don’t need to pull. I’ve got a sure thing lined up.
A midweek wank?
No. I’ve centered that charity blind date thing at school.
That’s tragic.
Well, that’s where you’re wrong. Because I get the choice of three girls to take out on a date. So I don’t need to spend my Saturday evening scaring girls like Simon does.
What if she’s feeling the same and neither of us does anything about it?
She’s fit and she’s the year above. She’ll never go for you.
Look, Will… Will, yeah, has pulled Charlotte Hinchcliffe. Anything could happen tonight. I’m going over.
Go away.
(voiceover) With Simon’s humiliation, the party was over, and some of us had done better than others.
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