Oh, no…
(surprised) Is that your mum?!
I told her not to come and pick me up.
She’s fit!
Yeah, I’d fuck her!
(hesitates) Thanks very much(!)
No, I would, though. Wouldn’t you?
Hm! Well, if she’s my mum…no?
But if she wasn’t?
She is, though, so…
But what he’s saying is, if she wasn’t your mum, would you fuck her?
(sarcastically) Oh, are we still doing this?
So you would fuck her?
No!
Look, I just wanna know, if you get down between her knees, spread them…
(cutting him off angrily) Can we please stop talking about my mother’s VAGINA?!
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