Billy, Irwin and others in “Unfinished Business”

Billy

[psst, psst], [Billy sneak at witness bench] Irwin!

Irwin

Billy, I'm wet and I'm naked. And there's monster everywhere.

Billy

Don't worry, they won't hurt you. Unless they decide to hurt you. [Billy left the bench] Irwin, if you would, please read to this court your pre-written words that I, Billy, not MANDY, is the best person to take custody of said Grim.

Irwin

I'm cold, yo! Can I get some pants please?

Billy

READ IT!

Irwin

I believe... Billy is the best person... in all of the universe to take care of Grim. To keep him fed and clothed... and with or without him there will be nobody to unleash a deep reservoir of love...

Grim

Reservoir of love?! Sick.

Irwin

I wanna go home, please!

Billy

Not until you read the part about my warehouse of COMPASSION!

Mandy

Objection! He's leading the witness.

Billy

I'm not leading him. I'm just trying to make him say exactly what I want him to say.