The Good Place Season 1 quotes

Jason

Oh, dip! You're back!

JASON!?

Jason

Yeah!

Wha...but how...why-

Jason

Funny story! Remember how I made you something and I thought I lost it because it wasn't in my pocket?

Uh-huh?

Jason

Turns out it was in my OTHER pocket! By the time I found it, you were gone. I was just gonna leave it for you, but I was worried it would get eaten by that magic squirrel. So, I decided to wait for you to come back. Every so often, a different Janet came, but...I knew it wasn't you.

Jason, it's been, like, a THOUSAND Bearimies.

Jason

I know, but I wanted to see you again. It was actually pretty easy to wait.

Jason

I sort of just sat quietly and let my mind drift away...thought about you, and the infinity of the universe.

Kind of like a monk.

Jason

What do you mean?

Um...

Jason

Looks good, not-a-girl.

Jason

Chidi, wait up!

What do you think happens when people walk through the door? It's the only thing in the universe I don't know.

Eleanor

I don't know either. The wave returns to the ocean. What the ocean does with the water after that is anyone's guess. But as a very wise not-robot once told me: "The true joy is in the mystery."

Do you mind if I stay here until you're gone?

Eleanor

Only if you say that thing I taught you.

...I hate to see you walk through the final door at the edge of existence...but I LOVE to watch you leave.

Eleanor

There we go.

Michael

I'll say this to you, my friend, with...all the joy in my heart, and all the wisdom in the universe: Take it sleazy.