Oh, dip! You're back!
JASON!?
Yeah!
Wha...but how...why-
Funny story! Remember how I made you something and I thought I lost it because it wasn't in my pocket?
Uh-huh?
Turns out it was in my OTHER pocket! By the time I found it, you were gone. I was just gonna leave it for you, but I was worried it would get eaten by that magic squirrel. So, I decided to wait for you to come back. Every so often, a different Janet came, but...I knew it wasn't you.
Jason, it's been, like, a THOUSAND Bearimies.
I know, but I wanted to see you again. It was actually pretty easy to wait.
I sort of just sat quietly and let my mind drift away...thought about you, and the infinity of the universe.
Kind of like a monk.
What do you mean?
Um...
Looks good, not-a-girl.
Chidi, wait up!
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