What are you waiting for? Do it!
It's not that easy. He lived a whole life, and then 802 afterlives, and a second life, then a second afterlife, and then a third "first" afterlife, h-his psyche's like a giant bowl of M&M Peep Chili. I gotta make sure all the memories go in the right place in the right order. Maybe I just start him at the beginning, a full factory reset.
Man...Janet, can I please have a drink with a lot of alcohol in it?
Here, I saved this from my funeral. It's called a Duval Ditchwater. It's Midori, Coffee-Mate, and ditch water.
I'll get you a margarita.
Yeah, that sounds better.
It's not! Seriously, try this.
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