Guys, we are so sorry about your ordeal. We just have a few questions for you, uh, where are John and Simone? We can't find them.
They...left. I don't know where they went.
Typical. Disloyal jerks.
You know, man, actually...they REALLY tried with you and you made it very hard to be your friend.
You wanna know what happened? They got jealous because I'm going to the Best Place. They bugged out.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE BEST PLACE! Don't you get it? They're torturing you. They're torturing ALL OF US!
Because this is the BAD Place.
Awww, MAN! I can't believe you figured it out!
Wait...he's RIGHT? This is the BAD Place?
Yeeeah...dammit, he's right...
Yeah, we had a good run, though, didn't we?
Yeah, we did.
So...no Best Place?
[mockingly] "OH SO NO BEST PLACE?"
Oh, Brent, you big white oaf. Never change, bud. [chuckles]
Well, I guess we should let them know you guys are on your way.
Yeah.
Wait...on our way WHERE?
The ACTUAL Bad Place, They let us toy with you a little just for kicks, but now you're going...[squeaks while pointing downward, then leans toward Brent's ear] And trust me on this: It's a LOT WORSE.
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