Jason, Chidi and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jason

Dude! Thanks to you, my dream came true! I have a shiny new budhole! You okay, homey?

Chidi

NO! I've had a stomachache for a week, there have been WAY too many close calls! Please, I beg you: no more meatball subs. No more drawing boobs in the dirt. I cannot lie to cover for you, PLEASE REMEMBER you're supposed to be a MONK.

Chidi

'AAAAAAAAAY Eleanor and Michael are here, what a fun surprise!

Michael

You've done some redecorating!

Chidi

Uh, YES, my apartment was decorated in one way and now it has been...RE-decorated.

Eleanor

And how is Jianyu?

Chidi

I mean, you know how monks are. Calm. Peaceful. Never, you know...shotgunning Cheez Whiz. What monk would do that NO MONK. Anyway...I see you guys are still here!

Michael

We're just dropping by to ask a favor. Can you accompany Jianyu to the luau tonight? He still isn't really engaging with the neighborhood, we were hoping you could help him break out of his shell.

Chidi

...Actually, I don't think I can make it.

Eleanor

Oh! Why not?

Chidi

I just remembered...I CAN make it, so I will see you there. 'Kay. Bye!