[as Santa Claus] What do you want for Christmas, little girl?
I wanna stay on your lap 'til New Years!
Sophia!
All right, how about a sponge bath with some elves?
“It's Beginning to Look a Lot (Less) Like Christmas” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Rose Nylund (3), Sophia Petrillo (2), Roland Wilson (2)
[singing] Two turtle doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree...
OK, OK, I believe you! There is a 48-Day version. Boy, last time I was in a place this cold they were hanging up Jimmy Hoffer by his--[singing] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way...
[to Roland] That's not a very nice Christmas attitude for someone who wants to play Saint Nick. Come on! Let's hear those reindeer names, Buster!
Dancer, Prancer, Donner, Blitzen, Freezing, Fricking, Mother-
Roland!
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