[to Dorothy] I need a chaperone. Now do I have to call in all the favors you owe me?
What favors?
[to Sophia] I need a chaperone. Now do I have to call in all the favors you owe me?
I don't owe you any favors!
Oh, really? "But officer, the little old lady was with me; she couldn't possibly have put that banana in your tailpipe!"
It'd be an honor to serve.
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