[beginning a St. Olaf story] We had a gigantic black hole back in St. Olaf.
Oh God!
On Main Street, right in front of the courthouse where Charlie and I got our marriage license and our permit to have kids. Oh my, it was a lovely hole. Everybody in town would stand around it and look in.
and they say Hollywood is the Entertainment Capital of the World.
Well we didn't just look, sometimes we'd point too, or spit and time it.
whimpering. She buries her head in her palm.
Then there was always that wise guy who'd have a few drinks and unzip himself.
It's official. I hate her.
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