You're not gonna believe this, but I have a St. Olaf story about this.
I believe you. I just hate you.
Well, Gunilla Bjorndunker, St. Olaf's tallest woman - of course, nobody ever made fun of her for that - anyway, when Ol' Space Needle was in high school, she drank some Cherry Herring and made love in the back seat of a Fjord Fjairlane. [notices puzzled looks from others] Local car.
Oh.
And she... got in trouble, if you know what I mean, Dorothy. Ganakkadopenschpingel.
She knows what you mean.
Anyway, her boyfriend, Yutz Hernsberg, St. Olaf's only bald high school student, had to marry her.
Well, why would she marry a guy like that?
Because I was young! [catches herself] I- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Rose, this is your story. Go- go on, go on.
Well anyway, after 38 years of marriage and a painful divorce, he finally came back, having invented Hernsberg's Press-On Warts.
Who bought those?!
Hags, mostly. Don't you see, he was successful, and he wanted Gunilla back.
Well, what happened to her, Rose?
Skylab fell on her.
What is the POINT of this story?!!
Be thankful for your health!
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