What is taking so long? It's been hours.
It took me three and a half days to have Dorothy. [pause] I finally coaxed her out with a pork chop.
You know, Ma, you're really making me feel very bad. You keep telling me how hard it was to have me and how long it took.
Did I mention the colic?
Ma, you're hurting my feelings.
Not as much as you hurt my oonie.
[looks around in embarrassment] MA!
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