[about Mary's dog Samson] Did I ever tell you what that dog did to my friend Ida Silverman?
No, what?
He ate her! Gobbled her up without a trace, support hose and all!
Ma, Ida's daughter told me she moved to Fort Lauderdale.
The woman's in denial! I saw that dog with Ida's blue scarf in his mouth and no one has seen her since!
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