[to Mary] So when's the baby due?
Ma! You're talking to a sixteen-year-old girl!
A knocked-up sixteen-year-old girl.
[Everyone looks at Mary, who nods slightly.]
Ma, how did you know that?
She had the same look of panic on her face that you had when you were pregnant. Sort of like a deer caught in the headlights. I only thought pregnant sixteen-year-old girls had that look until I saw Dan Quayle on TV.
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