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The Golden Girls · Season 7, Episode 18

“Journey to the Center of Attention” quotes from The Golden Girls

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“Journey to the Center of Attention” · Season 7, Episode 18

In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (2), Dorothy Zbornak (1), Rose Nylund (1), Sophia Petrillo (1)

I have a little exercise I do whenever my self-esteem is kind of low. I say my name and then I list three positive things about myself. I'm Blanche Devereaux. I'm beautiful, men find me desirable, and people want to be my friend. Go on, now you try.

Oh, Blanche.

Oh, please. Please.

[Sighing] Oh. I'm Dorothy Zbornak, I'm beautiful, men find me desirable and people want to be my friend.

Sorry, I confused you honey. You're supposed to say three positive things that apply to you. You know, like you could say, I'm Dorothy Zbornak...I'm a good speller, and um....I'm very prompt, and um..... well actually there's..., there's no law that says there has to be three.

Actually, I just thought of a third one; I can snap a friend's neck like a twig.

[on preparations for Sophia's "wake"] I even know a way we can save some money. I'll make the hors d'oeuvres.

Some wake. Scandinavian crap on a cracker. ... I mean, thank you.

[Sophia's friend Myrtle has just arrived at the "wake" - however, Rose forgot to mention in her invitations to the wake that Sophia is alive, and Myrtle is very upset because she thinks Sophia is dead.]

Oh Myrtle, thank goodness you got here! You're just the person we need to liven up this party. Do some of those impressions you're so good at.

MMyrtle

[sobbing] Oh God, oh God, oh God!

[laughing] Jimmy Swaggart, right? That's wonderful, do another one.

MMyrtle

The last time I saw her she was fine. I didn't even know she was sick. What happened?

Wait, don't tell me... Klaus von Bulow?

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