[Sophia's friend Myrtle has just arrived at the "wake" - however, Rose forgot to mention in her invitations to the wake that Sophia is alive, and Myrtle is very upset because she thinks Sophia is dead.]
Oh Myrtle, thank goodness you got here! You're just the person we need to liven up this party. Do some of those impressions you're so good at.
MMyrtle
[sobbing] Oh God, oh God, oh God!
[laughing] Jimmy Swaggart, right? That's wonderful, do another one.
MMyrtle
The last time I saw her she was fine. I didn't even know she was sick. What happened?
Wait, don't tell me... Klaus von Bulow?
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