“The Case of the Libertine Belle” quotes from The Golden Girls

Blanche

There's just one hitch. I need three more people to get the group rate at the hotel.

Sophia

I thought hotels always gave you the group rate.

Rose

Yes, sweetheart, but this is for the whole night!

Blanche

How could I be accused of murder?! I am a Devereaux! Things like this usually happen to people named... Petrillo!

Sophia

I take offense at that! No one in my family ever--EVER--left a body to be found!

Dorothy

[explaining Kendall's murder] When Posey saw Blanche give Kendall an extra key to her room, she was furious. She slipped out of the dining room and went upstairs when she felt she wouldn't be missed. Later, there was a knock on Blanche's door. Kendall answered. Posey was there. She accused him of two-timing, he denied it. Posey takes out a knife and stabs Kendall. Then she left before anyone knew she was there. Jealousy was the motive, alright. But it was not Blanche who committed the crime. [points to Posey] There's your murderer. Posey McGlinn.

Well Ms. McGlinn, do you have anything to say?

Dorothy Zbornak, you've stuck your nose in for the last time! [attempts to shoot Dorothy; detective pulls gun away]

Dorothy

Statistics say that patricide is overhwhelmingly a male crime. [looks at Sophia] Although daughters frequently murder their mothers!

Blanche!

Blanche

Kendall!

Blanche, I must commend you again. I have a feeling we're in for a weekend that none of us is ever going to forget.

Blanche

Oh, I do declare! Your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle!

Dorothy

That was good, Blanche. Now do Br'er Rabbit.

[after explaining Kendall's murder] Given these facts, unless somebody has something else...we've got enough to make an arrest.

Blanche

[scared] My, my, Mr. Officer...I do declare, your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle!

Dorothy

Blanche, not now!

Blanche

[more scared] If not now, when?!