Hi, how did the hearing test go?
[to Dorothy] TELL HER WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID. TELL HER WHAT THE DOCTOR --
Ma's fine, okay?!
AND?
I need a hearing aid, okay?!
“Hey, Look Me Over” · Season 7, Episode 1
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (4), Rose Nylund (4), Blanche Devereaux (2), Sophia Petrillo (2)
Wait a minute, Rose. Have you seen the rest of these pictures?
I'd rather not.
Honey, I think there's some mistake. Look, here's Blanche in bed with Charlie, but this one's Blanche in bed with a pontoon boat! Here's Blanche in bed with the big orange from the Sunkist building, and here's Blanche in bed with the Country Bear Jamboree! Honey do you know what this means?
I sure do. [to Blanche] My God, you're an animal!
Rose, can't you put yourself in my position?
Apparently I'm not limber enough. [looks to Dorothy for approval]
That was good.
Come on Blanche, you landed on your back more than..than... [turns to Dorothy for help]
The American Gladiators.
I read that flyer you brought home. Every time you get a pamphlet, I get that disease. And not just diseases. I thought for a while I was a Jew for Jesus!
Hi, Sophia.
Shalom.
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