[upon seeing that she and Dorothy have purchased the exact same dress] It can't be!
Hey, don't panic. Get one for Rose and you can go as The Pointer Sisters.
“Charlie's Buddy” · Season 3, Episode 12
In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (5), Sophia Petrillo (4), Dorothy Zbornak (3)
Dorothy, this is crazy! Since when do you care how you look?
I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!
This dress looks sensational on me; people expect to see me in a sensational dress!
And what do they expect to see me in, a yarmulke and a Hefty Bag?
Dorothy, it deserves to be displayed on a devastatingly beautiful body!
Who you gonna to send it to, Kim Basinger?
And what is that supposed to mean?
Why don't you think about it while you're inhaling your next cheesecake?
[Dorothy walks out]
How dare she imply that I overeat! Makes me so mad... [she goes to the cupboard and opens it] Oh darn, we're out of Chips Ahoy.
BBuddy
Rose Nylund?
No, and if I start acting like her, pull the plug!
Hey girls! How do you like this spiffy little number? [walks into the living room to reveal that she is wearing the same dress that Blanche purchased]
Sophia, that's the same dress I got!
Well, now you know how it should look.
Well, I was, but as it turned out nothing fit me.
What did you expect, Blanche? Last weekend you ate so many pudding pops you could have built the Eiffel Tower from the sticks.
That is not what I meant. I meant everything just hangs on me.
Of course it does! That's why you have to cover it with a dress
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