The Golden Girls · Season 3, Episode 9
“A Visit from Little Sven” · Season 3, Episode 9
In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (3), Rose Nylund (3), Dorothy Zbornak (2)
Rose tells us you're gettin' married.
Yes, and I hope I'm good at it. I don't have that much experience vith vomen.
A big, strong, handsome thing like you? Get out of here!
Vell, it vas nice meeting all of you. [runs out front door]
[following Sven] It was an expression, Sven!
[to Dorothy] You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I think Rose got the brains in that family.
[explaining what happened with Sven] I did kiss him, but it was just pretend. We were having lunch at Fairview Gardens when Floyd McAllen walked in with another woman, so I pretended Swen was my boyfriend just to make Floyd jealous.
Did you explain any of this to Sven?
I assumed he knew!
Blanche, how could you assume anything?! The man offered to kill dinner for us last night!
Maybe I made a mistake, but I don't think I did anything so terrible!
Well, I do! There is a sweet, innocent man in there whose heart is gonna get broken because you decided to use him in one of your little petty games.
Rose, that's only one side of it. Look at the other side - he did get to kiss me!
Big deal. More people get to kiss you than the Pope's ring!
I got caught up at work and I barely had time to pick up this cake. I wanted to make Sven feel welcome.
Rose! That cake is from the Get It While It's Hot Erotic Bake Shop!
[opening up the cake box and then quickly closing it] WHOA!!!!!
Why, Rose Nylund, why, that cake is in the shape of...
Blanche, we know what it is.
I thought it was in the shape of Florida!
That reminds me...I wanna give Charlie Milbourne a call.
If this cake reminds you of Charlie Milbourne we can both give him a call!
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