[Blanche fills the entire coffee table with many different snacks from the kitchen.]
A few more snacks like that and the only thing you'll be able to fit into is a saddle.
I'm not gonna eat all of this at once, Sophia. There's an I Love Lucy marathon on tonight. I'm setting up for 12 straight hours of classic TV.
I never cared for that show. Every single episode, Lucy said the same thing. "Ricky, why can't I be in the show? Ricky, why can't I be in the show?" Why couldn't she be in the show? The woman was a riot at home. His show at the club stank. What's so entertaining about a Cuban beating a drum?
Rose, let's go watch I Love Lucy in the kitchen.
But that set is black and white!
[Blanche and Rose are on the couch watching an I Love Lucy marathon. Ending music plays.]
You know, I'm still a little confused. Who exactly is Ricky?
I thought Desi was Lucy's husband.
I know, but who did she play?
Right, but who did she play ?
Well, then why didn't Desi play Desi?
And do not call me Mother Dorothy. I hate it when you call me Mother Dorothy! I feel like I should be handing out rice on the streets of Calcutta!
[referring to her daughter and son-in-law in the kitchen] How long have they been in there?
Since Lucy went to Scotland!
That would make it over thirty years, Rose.
Oh, I remember when Stanley told me he was having an affair. It was at least 24 hours before I cut the crotches out of all his slacks.
I was teaching English Lit at the time. Symbolism was my life.
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