Dorothy, if the Egyptians built the pyramids, now we can move this toilet.
Fine, get me 20,000 Hebrews and I'll have it out of here in no time.
“Second Motherhood” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (4), Rose Nylund (3), Blanche Devereaux (1), Sophia Petrillo (1)
[Rose woke Dorothy with her banging in the bathroom.]
Honey, do you know what's behind that wall that you're banging on?
A lateral fusion pipe.
And do you know what's on the other side of that lateral fusion pipe?
No...
MY HEAD!!!
I'm sorry. It's just that I was so excited - I think I might have stumbled on something that could change the future of plumbing as we know it!
Great, Rose. Call the Ty-D-Bol Man. He'll jump in his boat and spread the news.
Was that a plumber?
No, Ma, it was a little girl selling Girl Scout toilets.
But how can I say no to the man I love? I can't even say no the men I like.
[Blanche is talking about Richard's son Little Richard]
Little Richard was in Bermuda?!
Yes, Rose, he was burying Fats Domino in the sand.
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