[Rose and Sophia are playing Trivial Pursuit]
Who was known as the world's fastest human being?
Dominic Tanzi.
It says Jesse Owens here.
Trust me, it was Dominic Tanzi. He got four women pregnant in one night. Two in New York, two in New Jersey.
“That Was No Lady” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (3), Blanche Devereaux (3), Rose Nylund (3), Sophia Petrillo (3)
I am going out with a new man tonight and he is not Italian.
Oh, who is he, Dorothy?
Oh, his name is Glenn O'Brien.
Where'd you meet him?
His name is O'Brien. Two to one she met him at a gin mill.
Hi, Ma.
So you've started up with your married man again.
How did you know?
I'm The Amazing Kreskin! I was listening outside the door.
Oh Ma.
Oh, I can't put my ear to the door but you can put your....
Ma!
[talking to Dorothy after Dorothy returns from a date with Glenn] Oh, so you spent the evening at dinner!
No, we spent dinner at dinner. We spent the evening at a motel.
A motel?!! Dorothy! A cheap, tawdry, bare-bulbed den of iniquity?!
We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose.
My great-granddaddy always said, there are two things you never sell to a friend - a car and a slave - because if either one of 'em quits workin' you'll never hear the end of it. Of course, they hanged my great-granddaddy. He said a lot of things he shouldn't have.
[on the car she was planning to sell Rose] It's the noisiest thing to come out of Detroit since Martha & The Vandellas.
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