The Goldbergs · Season 1
[Adam has climbed up Dana's trellis to ask her out]
Dana Caldwell, would you... [trellis cracks] Uh-oh. [trellis falls down, taking Adam with it] Ahh!
Adam!
Adult Adam [voiceover]: Unfortunately, I didn't realize I was twice as big.
Adam, are you okay?
[getting up from his fall] Yeah, I'm okay.
What's going on?
I can fix your trellis. Full disclosure, I can't.
I smell my baby's delicious head hair. Adam!
Oh, balls!
Yeah, big ones, you little (bleep).
[voiceover] While my bad impression had good results, my mom's bad habits had only gotten worse.
Do you really have to lay there like that with your butt hovering in the air?
Well, ever since you overinflated my medical pillow my options for comfort are limited.
[Sighs] I never thought I'd miss looking at your face.
And there's a new issue. The pain is now an itch. [Groans] An itch like no other.
[voiceover] And so, Mr. Glascott went to see if he could figure out what was really going on in my mom's heart.
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