“While Barry was realizing what the JTP meant...” – Adult Adam, The Goldbergs ... TV Quotes Database

[voiceover] While Barry was realizing what the JTP meant to him, the jar wars had taken on a whole new meaning.

[Clock ticks; Adam and Erica stare at their mom]

You know, I never thought I'd say these words, but the silence is making me crazy. Somebody say something!

Uh-uh! If I say anything, we're gonna end up in Colonial Williams-turd.

Baditude! That's $5. Pay up for comparing our beloved U.S. history to poo-poos. Poo-poos!

All right, enough! I'm putting an end to this once and for all.

Hey, I only made these other jars 'cause you made me realize that they were playing me.

Of course they were. They're awful. That's part of their charm, just like swearing's part of yours.

But Adam was right, he learned it from watching me.

You swear because you care. And I wouldn't want to change that.

For sure.

Sadly, he's right.

And I'm not changing. I'm gonna keep calling them morons because they act like morons.

And I can't change the fact saying "Star Track" will always bother me.

And there's, like, zero chance of me changing my crap attitude, 'cause you're all lame.

See? We are who we are. And I love it!

Dad's right.

I feel the same way.

So, we all agree, no more jar wars.

"Jar wars" sounds like Star Wars! Oh, God, it felt so good to say.

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