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The Goldbergs · Season 1, Episode 15

Adult Adam, Barry and others in “Unfinished Business”

[voiceover] Since my brother lost control of the JTP, he decided to assemble a better crew... He hoped.

Okay, welcome to my all-new and improved posse. I'm Big Tasty founder and leader. First order of business, we need a name.

How about Rush?

How about hush?

No Rush, no Atkins. [He annoyingly stands up and leaves Barry]

Okay, so, our name has to have "Jenkintown" in it. I was thinking the Jenkintown Awesome Group.

DDan

Wait, you want us to be the JAGs?

SSergei

[in Russian accent] This is name for unbearable loser, yes? A jag?

Foreign kid's right. I don't want to be a jag.

DDan

Also, why is there an old man in our super-cool group?

Every group has a life of the party, and that's Pops. I'm our badass leader, Sergei's the funny one. And, of course, we got our wild card, Naked Dan.

DDan

Naked Dan? This is weird. I'm out. [He leaves]

SSergei

Is decided. Naked Sergei!

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