[voiceover] With that, the jar wars were on. Meanwhile, it was all peace and love at the Grateful Dead show.
Dude, this 45-minute song is amazing.
And everyone's so nice.
Yeah, especially that one guy that invited me to live with him and those 10 other guys over there on that patch of lawn.
Hey, wouldn't it be awesome if we could listen to this concert later? [He opens his jacket revealing the tapes]
What's all that?
Definitely not illegal bootleg equipment that'll allow me to profit after selling them later!
Hey, pal, you trying to tape the show?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh! We're gonna have to go, huh?
For sure. Taping section's way over there. You can go down there.
[voiceover] Unfortunately for my brother, he picked the one band chill enough to let you tape them.
Barry, you're the man. You just scored us better seats.
Why? What kind of band allows you to tape their entire concert? This doesn't make any sense.
Dead are a band of the people. Music's for everyone.
They're so nice. Now I hate them even more! They were supposed to kick us out!
Whoa. So, you wanted to ruin this for us?
I mean, not ruin. I was just...
Not cool, bro.
Yeah, man. You're, like, a bad friend to the JTP.
JTP.
Hey! I started this posse. Without me, there is no JTP. [They realize what Barry said] You didn't say "JTP" back.
Matt is right. You're a selfish friend.
Yeah, and if that's how you want to run the JTP, then we don't want you in it.
Fine. I don't care. I'll start a better, more badass posse without you.
See you around, Tasty.
[Geoff, Andy, "Naked" Rob and Matt sadly leave Barry behind]
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