[voiceover] Even though Bill Lewis was having the round of his life, my brother was having no luck breaking the ice.
Being a caddy sucks. All Bill wants me to do is wash his balls and hold his bag. It's funny but hard work.
I told you not to caddy for him.
[sighs] I messed this whole thing up. I'll never get another shot with Bill.
All right. I'm gonna help you.
For real?
Yeah. But this counts as your birthday present. Hey, Bill. Tweaked my shoulder. Barry's gonna finish the round for me.
[sighs]
Gonna use a driver on this one.
You're 60 yards out. Don't use my expensive driver for this chip shot.
Uh-uh-uh. No talking in my backswing. I learned that after I did it to you three times. It was now or never.
[This scene cuts to Barry finishing the round for Murray]
[voiceover] Barry would have to dig down deep inside himself and do the impossible.
[He takes a nice shot but he accidentally throws the driver into the golf pond]
Son of a bitch.
That's about right.
It's okay. I got this. [He goes into the water but it is so cold] Whoa! Way colder than I thought.
[voiceover] As Barry desperately failed in that murky golf pond, my dad realized the kid really needed a life preserver.
Starting to see why you call him moron so much.
Yeah, well, the thing is he's the sweetest moron you'd ever want to meet. And he loves your daughter, so much that he'd do anything to impress you.
I'm feeling around with my feet. It's mostly old golf balls and something with scales that's not afraid of humans.
Murray: So, please, cut the kid some slack.
Oh! I think I drowned a little. It was a very peaceful feeling. I saw my old gerbil. I'm going back in.
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