[voiceover] My dad did Barry the rare solid. Now, all Barry had to do was drive it home with Bill.
[clapping his hands] Ah, golf. The sports of kings. And queens, equal rights. [chuckles] I respect your foxy daughter. No, not foxy, she's an uggo to me. Not everyone else. They all think she has an awesome, plump butt.
What the [BLEEP], man?
Okay, we're trying way too hard.
I get it, be myself.
No, don't do that either.
Wild Bill! You need a caddy?
There he is.
Anthony Balsamo's here? I can't complete with him. He's a total babe.
Relax, you're playing golf with Bill. He's just the caddy.
You're right. He's the caddy, the guy behind the guy. He's the one in Bill's ear whispering sweet advice. That's what I got to do.
Not what I meant.
Hey, pretty boy. Take a lap, I got this. [He dashes off] Just give me a sec. I'll catch up. [He picks up two golf bags with clubs in them but drops a lot of clubs]
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