[voiceover] Yep, my sister was ready for a life of crime just as Barry was preparing to steal Bill's heart.
[Bill and Murray arrive to see Barry]
Gentlemen! Thought you might like to load up on some meat and cheese before an active day in the hot sun. You're a fan, right, Bill?
Of Geno's cheesesteaks. You bought Pat's. Why not just punch me in the face?
Aren't they directly across the street from each other with the exact same ingredients?
Go on, punch my face. Do it.
Or we go to the eagles-cowboys game. 50-yard line, root for America's team?
I thought you were a diehard Eagles fan.
Until I discovered the Cowboys, my other favorite team, which happens to be yours.
You're gonna turn on the Eagles just like that? Son, don't you have any spine at all?
No. But you know what I do have? Matching bucket hats!
Why?
Oh, no.
'Cause you love Bob Denver. You know, Gilligan, from the island.
What?
He's my favorite, too.
I don't like Bob Denver. I like John Denver.
Is there a difference?
Oh, no.
Yes, one is folk icon who melts my heart. The other is a scrawny weirdo who couldn't close with Ginger or Mary Ann.
[laughs] I totally know the difference. I'm just busting chops. I just got you this hat so your head won't burn.
Are you calling me bald?
No, you have a beautiful head of hair. On the sides. You look like a judge.
Well, it's almost tee time. Come on, Barry. You're gonna come with us today.
He is?
I am?
Yeah, I invited the boy to join us.
You did?
You did?
Yeah, Barry and I play golf all the time. It's our thing.
I've never golfed with you, not once.
Moron, I'm doing you a solid. Don't blow this.
[Barry agrees to join them]
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