[voiceover] It was March 16, 1980-something, and my brother went to pick up his girlfriend, Lainey. One problem, he had to get by her dad first.
[Bill lets Barry in]
Lainey! The screamy kid with the crazy eyebrows is here.
Special night. It's our 10-month anniversary.
Anniversaries are for years, not months, so you're celebrating nothing. Let me see your wallet.
Here, take it.
$6? Where do you plan to take her tonight? A vending machine at a bus station?
Oh, it's fine. She usually pays. [chuckles]
Hey, Bar.
[Rock music plays as Lainey comes downstairs to see Barry]
Nope! Absolutely not! [Music stops] Shutting it down. [clears throat]
[chuckles]
If that jacket hits the floor tonight, so do you. Okay, kids, have a great time.
[voiceover] Even though Barry had won the love of his life, it was becoming clear he had not won over her dad.
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