[Adam videotapes himself singing and dancing to "Faith" by George Michael. Adam soon bumps his arm on a bookshelf, causing it and everything on it to fall on him]
[checking to see what happened] [gasps] Snuggle monster! [runs really fast toward Adam]
[signing the cast on Adam's broken arm]: I can't believe you broke your arm dancing.
It was either that or when Mom jumped on me. I'm so psyched! This severe compound fracture is my ticket to popularity.
Nerd's right. Everybody loves the kid in the cast.
Yeah, until everybody finds out how he broke it.
Why? What's wrong with a lonely boy in his room, videotaping himself shaking his groove thang to George Michael? Yeah, I hear it now.
Just come up with a good lie. Something cool.
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