Mr. Lawrence, could you remove that, please?
Of course, sir. It was left there by your brother.
Oh yes, I’m aware.
Eggs Benedict?
Yes, please. And some tea. Thank you.
Darling, you ought to talk to Freddy. His recent obsession with marijuana production is really too much.
Right.
He’s started talking to the plants.
And when he’s not talking to them, he’s talking about them, and it’s very fucking boring.
All right. [cell phone buzzes] All right. I promise I’ll have a word with him. [answers phone] Hello?
You slinked off a bit early last night, didn't you.
I had to go and see an old friend. How did it go with Chucky?
The situation turns out to be a little more complicated than anticipated.
[on live video call] This is a special shout out to all my mandem worldwide, yeah? Brum-town boys. When you see this skinny, handsome bastard, yeah, fucking grab him by the neck and crush him like a cockroachǃ
Chucky had a busy night in the world of social media.
On sight, smash all his nan’s windows, fuck him up, or shag his dadǃ Whatever you like, manǃ Penetrate, penetrateǃ
The upshot is that my brother needs to take a sojourn for a few days. We need him to focus on his training. No distractions.
[points] On sightǃ
[gestures] Bang bangǃ
Given how eager you are to move things on swiftly, I wondered if you might be willing to let him come and stay.
For fuck’s sake. You were supposed to sort this.
And I’m in the process of doing exactly that. After all, Jack did bang Chucky’s missus. The polite thing to do is to allow sobriety to percolate. Then I’ll remind him of how hierarchy operates.
Fine.
Sweet.
Are we expecting guests?
It would appear so, yes.
Here you are, sir. This way.
[setting up punching bag in barn] Susie Glass’s brother?
The one and only. Yeah. In, uh, the middleweight eliminator.
Well, Mr. Big Time, jump on the bag and show us what you’ve got.
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