(Philip's election video)
Hi. I'm Philip Banks, and I'm running for superior court ju-ju-judge. Ju-ju-judge.
(cut to a clip of Philip dancing at the New Year's Eve Party)
What the hell is that?!
[amused] That was our New Year's Eve party.
Oh, oh, Uncle Phil, I just put in a couple of old home movies, you know, to show your human side. It gets better. Check it out.
[in video] If you put me on the bench, I'll take a real bite outta crime! Bi-bi-bite! Bi-bi-bite! Bite!
(cut to a clip of Philip eating pizza repeatedly)
Vote for Philip Banks! Philip Banks! Philip Banks! Philip Banks!
(whoops; hoots ala Arsenio Hall) Emmy!
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