Cisco Ramon quotes from The Flash

Barry

I mean, if you had just told me, I could have been prepared. But instead, someone died tonight.

Cisco

And I have to live with that.

Barry

No, Cisco, we all do

Barry

Guys? I have a problem.

Cisco

We all do when guys like him exist.

Caitlin

[looking at Eddie] Yeah, he's so hot. Uh, I mean, genetically speaking. Because I'm a geneticist, of course. Oh, my God, do I sound like Felicity?

Barry

Don't ask.

Cisco

I'm gonna ask. Where's my suit?

Barry

It's... gone.

Cisco

What do you mean, it's gone? What did you do with my suit?

Barry

It blew up, dude. I managed to get out of it before it went "kaboom."

Cisco

My suit went "kaboom"?

Barry

Fun fact about Bette Sans Souci. She's not carrying bombs. She touched the emblem on the suit and turned it into a bomb. She's a meta-human.

Wells

With the ability to cause spontaneous combustion upon tactile contact.

Cisco

She blew up my suit.

Caitlin

You have, like, three more.

Cisco

Okay, I have two. And I loved that one.

Wells

What exactly are we debating?

Cisco

The average number of bugs Barry swallows in a day of running.

Wells

I look forward to seeing you accept your Nobel.

Cisco

Dude, that had to feel great.

Barry

You have no idea.

Caitlin

Almost as proving me wrong about the supersonic punch?

Barry

Actually, that part hurt. Like, a lot.

Caitlin

Barry has super powers. Oliver has a bow and arrow.

Do you have any idea how many people Oliver has killed with that bow and arrow?

Cisco

Recurve bow arrows can travel up to 300 feet per second, so, like, 200 miles an hour. Barry can run three times that fast.

Whatever. Oliver's been doing this a lot longer. My money's on experience.

Cisco

My money's on speed.

Felicity

Please tell me you're not actually having this conversation right now.

Joe

The witness described seeing a yellow blur. Just like the one that killed Barry's mother.

Cisco

Then we need to get cracking and stop this speed psycho. That - I wasn't trying to give him a name.

Wells

Very impressive, Mr. Allen. Your reaction to stimuli at super speed continues to improve.

Barry

It's still not enough.

Wells

It will be. You keep working like you are, you stay focused like you are, and you will be ready the next time the man in the yellow suit comes around.

Cisco

I think you mean the Reverse-Flash. What? He said it, not me. And he's right. Yellow suit, red lighting, and evil - the reverse of Barry.

Caitlin

Meh.

Wells

Actually, I kind of like it.

Wells

So potentially, these two guns could cancel each other out.

Cisco

Yeah, but to do that, you'd have to make them cross streams.

Barry

You mean like Ghostbusters?

Cisco

That film is surprisingly scientifically accurate.

Wells

And really quite funny.

Barry

You guys never mentioned his name.

Caitlin

That's because Hartley had a challenging personality.

Cisco

Which she means is, he was mostly a jerk. But, every once in a while, he could be a dick.

Wells

Hartley, allow me to introduce to you to Cisco Ramon. Mr. Ramon is one of the finest mechanical engineers I have ever seen.

Cisco

Wow. I can't believe Harrison Wells said that about me.

Wells

I'm sure he'll prove to be an invaluable member of your team. Trust me.

Hartley

You I trust. I don't foresee myself trusting someone who showed up his first day of work at a billion dollar research facility wearing a t-shirt that says "Keep Calm and Han Shot First".

Hartley

Well, well, well, the gang's all here. You've lasted a lot longer than I would've thought, Cisco.

Cisco

And you didn't last ten seconds against The Flash.

Hartley

I was thinking of calling myself "Pied Piper".

Cisco

Hey! I decide the nicknames around here. [pause] Although that one's not bad.

Cisco

That was insane. I mean, I'm even having a hard time getting mad at you for dirtying up my suit.

Barry

Okay, when are we gonna start considering it my suit?

Cisco

I'd be more comfortable calling it our suit.

Barry

[under his breath] Our suit.

Cisco

I'm not picking up anything, not even with the superlight.

Joe

Superlight?

Cisco

Technically, it's a multi-spectrum ultraviolet laser-enhanced scanner that detects molecular schisms in the 600 megavolt range, but I figured "superlight" was easier to say.

Cisco

Dr. Wells is a great man. I was nothing when he gave me a job, a chance to change my life. He has helped so many people. He's not a murderer!

Joe

Cisco, I'm a cop. I'm good at reading people, so I know I can trust you with my suspicion. When I go talk to the family and friends of a murder suspect, somebody I know is guilty, and I tell them the person they love is a killer, guess what they all say? "That's not the person I know."

Cisco

I think I'm done being a cop for today.