Felicity quotes from The Flash

Felicity

What is wrong with you? Is everyone in Central City in a bad mood? I thought Central City was supposed to be the fun one.

Felicity

Remember when you told me you had a little experience, liking someone who didn't like you the same way? That was Iris, right?

Barry

How did you know?

Felicity

It's the little things. The way you linger on her when she isn't looking, the smile you fake to play the part. The quiet dreams you keep to yourself.

Barry

Like you and Oliver. Takes one to know one. I'm afraid it will change everything.

Felicity

It will, but maybe that's not such a bad thing? What is wrong with us? We are perfectly perfect for each other.

Barry

Yet we're sitting here pining for people we can't have. I guess what they say is true. Opposites do attract.

Felicity

How did it go with Oliver?

Barry

You know, to be honest, not exactly the partnership I thought it would be.

Felicity

Did he really do the thing with the arrows?

Barry

[exasperated] You knew he was gonna shoot me?

Felicity

Well, it is practically impossible to tell when Oliver's making a joke.

Caitlin

Barry has super powers. Oliver has a bow and arrow.

Do you have any idea how many people Oliver has killed with that bow and arrow?

Cisco

Recurve bow arrows can travel up to 300 feet per second, so, like, 200 miles an hour. Barry can run three times that fast.

Whatever. Oliver's been doing this a lot longer. My money's on experience.

Cisco

My money's on speed.

Felicity

Please tell me you're not actually having this conversation right now.

Wells

What exactly are we waiting for, Ms. Smoak?

Felicity

Up there.

Caitlin

Is that a bird?

Cisco

It’s a plane.

Felicity

It’s my boyfriend.

Barry

Another bee attack. Folston Tech.

Eddie

I'll see where Joe is.

Felicity

Bee careful.

Barry

For real?

Felicity

Bad pun, Sorry. Just don't die.

Felicity

It is so fun to watch grown men play with their toys.

Caitlin

You're so lucky. Ray's so nice and smart and hot.

Felicity

Yeah, it's kind of like I'm dating Barry but in Oliver's body. A sentence you will never repeat to anyone.

Caitlin

Your secret's safe with me.

Felicity

"Felicity, the magnetic-arrow gag will never work." Yes, it will, my love, because I am really smart. And guess what, Oliver? It did work.

Oliver

[over the radio] Felicity, honey, it's a little hard to fight with you doing that in my ear.

Felicity

Oh, I totally forgot that this is an open line. Keep doing what you're doing. Make smart decisions.

Barry

Wow. Nice new digs. Also, I just noticed, no sleeves. Don't you get... cold?

Oliver

I spent the better part of five years on an island in the North China Sea. I don't get cold, Barry.

Felicity

Barry. So good to see you.

Barry

Felicity. [they hug] Oh. Good to see you, Felicity.

Felicity

[slugs Barry] How come you didn't tell me Zoom broke your back? [hugs Barry] Oh. I'm so glad you're okay.

Barry

So this is what it's like dating her?

Oliver

More bruises from her than from Deathstroke.

Okay. S.T.A.R. Labs is impressive, but this is...

Cisco

This is completely wrong!

Felicity

Hmm?

Cisco

Did you guys even look at the specs I sent over? This is a tragedy. I'm mourning for the death of engineering. Copper. Wiring. To handle the processing speed from the Palmer satellite, or else your system is gonna overload.

Felicity

Yeah, but that hasn't happened. I mean, it hasn't happened since last week. I mean, it didn't... it happened yesterday.

Felicity

There's a whole new guy at work that you didn't even know about?

Barry

Yeah, and he's worked there for almost a year. And he doesn't like me very much, apparently.

Felicity

Well, that's impossible. Everybody likes Barry Allen. You're like pudding. Everybody likes pudding.

Barry

Not everyone.